Smart-on

When you suddenly think of something awesome. Like a hard-on but with your brain.

Mike- we need some new ideas
James- OH MY GOSH I just had a smart-on! What if we build a waterproof phone!
Mike- THAT'S GENIUS

by ImSoCoolLolJk January 1, 2013

smart penis

Well it’s almost like smart tit but better

Hey dude stop being a smart penis and get over it.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

Smart Gamer

A Gamer who is smart even though plays games all day and night

Person 1:how did you’ve get a “A” even though you play video games all the time
Person 2:I’m a Smart Gamer

by GoldenAnt November 14, 2019

Smart Prisoner

The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.

Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:

Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."

Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"

by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020

business smart

Lisa you need to get business smArt and handle this for me .

Lisa you need to get business smart and do this for me.

by Handling business September 14, 2020

Smart

Someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studies for the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow.

Adult: "What a smart and gifted child you are!"
Child: "Uhh, sure... Thanks!" 😅

by KurayamiDragon November 24, 2024

If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!

Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024