Have you seen the shoelace video? 

A code phrase used by those in the tickle community to find other members. It was originally derived from the Tumblr user code, “I like your shoelaces.” The correct response from someone who is in the tickle community is, “Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.”

Secret Lee: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.
Secret Lee: …holy shit

Secret Ler: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Random Oblivious Bystander: No…? What shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Never mind, I’ll try to remember send it to you later.

Have you seen the shoelace video? by Spontanoose January 15, 2022

I'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean 

a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him

"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"

I'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean by someonewhoshallremainnameless November 20, 2022

Transylvanian Shoelace 

The act of masturbating until you cum on a person's bare feet*, when the person bends over to wipe the cum off of their feet you procede to bite the person's anus causing them to bleed profusely.

*not to be confused with 'bear feet' because this will result in serious injury, and/or death to the masturbatory party

Mr. Jennings was being an ass hat, so I gave him the Transylvanian Shoelace.

Transylvanian Shoelace by Mike J. Hawk June 19, 2007

shove 

the past tense of the verb "to shave"

I grew tired of my sexy beard, so i shove it.

shove by shovenmaster222 November 4, 2011

shovelling coal

To insert your first and second fingers into another persons anus, and scoop out some shit.

Matt:I really like it, but shovelling coal leaves your fingers smelling for days.
Jonas:nice.

shovelling coal by absinthe smelling mick January 2, 2011

shoveling

To spoon hardcore

"so me and Ace were shoveling so hard last night"

shoveling by RiaKitti April 3, 2013

Shoeless 

The act of being so fucked up that you have no concept of time, place, intoxication level or actions. Can be acheived by any means of consumtion, ie: alcohol, drugs or any mixing of impairing substances. Shoelessness is usually accompanied by more consuption of impairing substances, generally being fucked up, loss of memory, and a case of the assholes.

Dude: Wtf happened last night?
Bro: Dude you were beyond fucked up, you fell out of the truck and busted your face, you were straight shoeless.

Shoeless by Juphro September 29, 2011