Shart

When a person thinks they are going to fart, but shit comes out. Shit + fart = shart.

Person 1 "Bro I need to fart."
Person 2 "Bro we are in church."
Person 1 "Bro it's happening."
Person 2 "Bro stop!"
Person 1 "pfffthwaaap!!!”

(Entire church looks back)
Person 2 "Bro did you just shart..."

by lilrooth January 4, 2022

Sharted

When you share a bullshit tweet

Wait.

Hold on.

Someone PAID for this?

And you sharted it?

by diplomatician October 3, 2022

Shart

A small explosion in the crotch the normally ejects some unused shit onto your hopefully clean brand new undies and makes it look like you got your period.

“Miss I may or may not of done a shart can you please give me some undies?!?”
…no

by wassuppseudonym July 15, 2021

Face shart

When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.

Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.

by pandemic_thoughts September 24, 2020

Shart Eater

Someone or Something, that farts but poops and starts to eat and smell it while sucking on there toes

That Jamaal guy is such a shart eater.

by Dooki man May 26, 2021

Shart my biscuits

A fart where some poop comes out that also hits your testicles.

Im so drunk I might shart my biscuits.

by Picklefla4 August 27, 2021

Shart

When you attempt to let out a soft fart, but liquid shit is expelled out of your butt instead. This happens to the best of us, at the worst times

"Dude, I had a massive shart at work today, and I got away with it!"

by Xakez May 2, 2022