Shank

Means to Fail at something.
Made famous by some teenage boys in Bloemfontein, SA

Guy: That girl just rejected me

Other Guy: Man, you are such a Shank in life! Oh my God!

by TheLorax September 16, 2009

shanks

colloquial way of saying 'thanks' or 'thank you'

bob: here's the math homework you asked for
mary: shanks!

by batheebang October 13, 2020

Shank

An insult directed at someone doing something stupid, non-intelligent, or anger inducing

Yeah we tried to get food, but this dumb shank forgot his wallet

by AlphaAbove April 17, 2024

shank n weed

A term used when a searching a black person, while searching you must plant a Knife and a weed in their pockets.

I got me shank n weed la.

Oh shit man, that cop took me shank n weed fam.

by Jv303 November 23, 2016

Train shanks

Ass cheeks that go on for days.

That girl's train shanks can't be stopped, they like a train in motion.

by Me. Gibbles April 19, 2018

Shank

This is a term used for masturbation in the shower.

Shower + wank = Shank.

Man i'm frustrated, i'm going for a shank.

by gamblitis March 16, 2009

Shank

Shank, meaning to stab and jiggle a sharp object into someone's body. A deep stab and a little jiggle of the object is all to make a crisp shank.

Watch what you say about Jimmy, if he ever finds you, he'll shank you.

by englishmasterurbaner December 3, 2017