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The main character is Shrek, a big green ogre who lives in a swamp and the story involves a bunch of fairytale characters like sleeping beauty, snow white and more. There's also a talking donkey.
The main character is Shrek, a big green ogre who lives in a swamp and the story involves a bunch of fairytale characters like sleeping beauty, snow white and more. There's also a talking donkey.
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Crowd: *Cheers in awe*
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