Thomas asked Sarah if she wanted to "go back to my place for a root", to which she replied with a consenting "Yes"
Thomas awoke from his slumber and came downstairs for breakfast. "Man that was some party last night" he exclaimed. Gordon agreed "Yes it sure was. What did you end up doing afterwards?"
Thomas replied "I ended up bringing Sarah back for a root".
Gordon assumed that Thomas would regret it.
Thomas continued "But she is surprisingly good for a big chick"
Thomas awoke from his slumber and came downstairs for breakfast. "Man that was some party last night" he exclaimed. Gordon agreed "Yes it sure was. What did you end up doing afterwards?"
Thomas replied "I ended up bringing Sarah back for a root".
Gordon assumed that Thomas would regret it.
Thomas continued "But she is surprisingly good for a big chick"
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