One Horse Pony

A sexual position where a larger woman uses a strap-on (Horse) to peg a smaller man (the pony)

“Awh man that stripper Jaquanda brought out the One Horse Pony last night, I can’t walk”

by Joeyb December 23, 2020

Look Its a Pony

A way to distract a person. Sometimes you can try to steal something from them when they look away. Sometimes you can just simply.. walk away.

Person: blah blah blah blah* I am annoying!* blah blah
Cool Person: Look its a pony!!! *walks away*
Person: wow that was strange!

by BRYNNA May 13, 2005

dog and pony show

A demonstration or proof of concept (often done for a client) to prove the product works as sold or to show how a design on paper looks once actually built. May or may not be a waste of time. Used in the special effects industry among many others.

I have a Dog and Pony show for the director this afternoon. He wants to see how the exploding car rig looks on film.

by Victor Reiner October 3, 2006

Lil pony bitch

When someone is being a major pussy and too afraid to do anything

Rob quit being a lil pony bitch and go ask that shorty out you been sweating on.

by Boris and natasha August 21, 2016

pony pecker in a jockstrap

a hotdog

give me a pony pecker in a jockstrap with mustard,hold the relish

by bruno gaboni August 27, 2016

riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.

Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019

Golden Pony Boy

A person who is kind, brave, wholesome and extremely resilient.

That guy down the street is one of the nicest people I have ever met, he's like a golden pony boy.

by neil57 April 1, 2020