Church of Pie

The church based on the teachings of the Book of Pie. Its deity is Mister Q.

I am a member of the Church of Pie.

by Anonymous member of the Church of Pie February 21, 2005

bloobhairy pie

a fat broad's untrimmed pussy

Every time the mailman comes your Mom serves him a genorous slice of Bloobhairy pie

by Rod Fury May 2, 2006

Cutie Pie

Someone who is the most incredible person in the world.
The most loving and kind hearted individual known to mankind.
Fern.

" She's such a cutie pie, MY cutie Pie >:V"

by TuOso April 11, 2017

cream pie

A pastry or pie that has a cream filling.

Gertcha, this chocolate ecclaire is the BEST CREAM PIE I've ever had!

by Roger McTodger July 1, 2006

Donkey Pie

A specific act of sploshing that incorporates the finer points of the donkey punch, but discards its more violent elements, the donkey pie has attracted quite a following. Beginning with a rear entry form of sexual intercourse the donkey pie is achieved when, at some point during intercourse, the giver throws a prepared pie at the back of the head of the receiver. A point of divergence is the proper time to give or receive the pie. For some it is a precursor and necessary step to achieving orgasm. Others prefer it to be an expression of physical and emotional release. Others still prefer to climax, give dramatic pause... then involve the pie.

Attracting a much wider audience than the donkey punch or its offspring the mule kick, this lighthearted act has become popular with people from all stations of life but seems particularly popular with pastry chefs, clowns, rear entry aficionados and Democrats. Among donkey pie enthusiasts, variations are relished. Experimentation with different pies are frequently discussed in forums and casual encounters, alike.

Scenario: Two people are standing in line at the grocery store.
Shopper 1: "What shampoo do you use? It smells great!"
Shopper 2: "Oh, that's not my shampoo. I got donkey pied last night."

Shopper 1: "Me too! But we tried mince meat. I wouldn't recommend that one. ...can I get the recipe for yours?"
Shopper 2: "Absolutely."

by ploud21 December 12, 2010

Pie Man

Also known as Homer Simpson aka Mr. X aka Homer Sampson aka Homer Thompson.

"Look out! Here comes Pie Man! And there's his sidekick, The Cupcake Kid! (Bart)

by G-Union May 4, 2004

Cream pie

It is a term most commonly used in pornography. It is also referred to as Internal Ejacualtion. In anal cream pie's the male will usually plunge deeper into the anus and stay there until they're through cumming. Then they will slide there penis out slowly as to help the cum flow out of the anus. The female will sometimes squat or probe with their fingers to help gravity move the sperm. In vaginal cream pie's the guy will cum inside the vagina and pulls out their dick slowly and the female will contract their lower stomach muscles to push out the cum. Vaginal cream pie's are far more common than anal cream pie's.

Let's just say she knows how to do one hell of a cream pie.

by miluvrox November 24, 2010