parachute pants

Pants with a built in rip cord which reveals your member to adoring ladies

I put a huge smile on her face when i did the "parachute pant dance of the exotic panda" on her.

by Davey G April 29, 2004

hit parade

the oftimes endless and sometimes gruesome promenade of persons that "hit" or view, inquire, hint, wink, flirt, send emails, etc, when one signs onto a singles venue, column, or website.

"I signed up on a singles website the other day, and you should have seen the 'hit parade' that followed.

by Paul W Puckett September 21, 2006

Rain on my parade

Piss on my tits

Legion is gonna rain on my parade later

by Toppdoggtom November 25, 2017

parachute pants

Noun: Pants that can protect you from dieing after trying to commit suicide off of a very high building.

1.I jumped off a building but durvived from my parachute pants.
2. Im Sean and i wear parachute pants.

by Dan Solomon April 16, 2003

parraz

The stench of shit that stays on your asshole after you wipe. Really obvious in people who don't shower on a regular basis.

I need to go take a shower and get the smell of parraz off of my ass, it's even making me sick.

by dbpooper January 8, 2012

Parradicly

Erratically mimicking rational statements.

After the bump on his noggen, his speech patterns became parradic. He parradicly answered questions and made sense of nonsense.

by Earthdweller November 8, 2018

parratte

a GIANT pepe that my boyfriend eats before breakfast and LOVES!!

my bf ate my parratte this morning it felt sooo GOOD >>..

by glowing penis 2.0 January 2, 2021