Ass tings

A vague insult possibly about sexual preference but is still unclear. What can be said however without question, it is definitely a burn. And a slow stinging burn at that. Similar to the sensation after sleeping with a person who uses the phrase "ass tings" as an insult.

Actual Facebook conversation.

Lives in Detroit, Michigan

Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.

Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off

Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry

Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.

Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"

by ass tings May 19, 2023

ting hao

A person that is quite self centered and has awesome hair (Do not touch). Can get violent if provoked.

Dont touch Ting hao's hair man, you will get hurt

by caedenlikeaboss November 2, 2016

ting

a word that can replace a object, action or question

im going to go do ting

please pass the ting

ting?

by leelum22 April 23, 2011

blonde ting

a blonde bitch

What kind of bucktee waste yute doesn't mess wit a blonde ting

by walkinglick September 23, 2019

Ting

An abbreviation of "something". This term is often used by Kelvin Adom

"Enough of this ting"

by UCKAS May 30, 2019

the ting went

a phrase used by roadmen like biq shaq to describe the noise or how something happened

you so blud the ting went noice

by your mum gay lol November 2, 2017

Ting

A way of saying hangout or place to hangout

Me and deniah need us a little ting

by Maurice Taylor October 19, 2019