by that wont work November 14, 2023

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.
Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.
Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
by Chefskiss October 9, 2025

by sapper2real April 12, 2024

by WubalubaAids August 22, 2017

When someone is sharing their screen on discord with bad internet or another problem so the watcher says the only thing they can see are two dots.
by gustavcannon January 14, 2024

Person 1: hey who is dots?
Person 2: oh that’s Katelyn’s, Annalee’s and aryna’s and jakubs boyfriend
Person 2: oh that’s Katelyn’s, Annalee’s and aryna’s and jakubs boyfriend
by Arianaventi June 7, 2022

by NotA69God May 21, 2024
