stalk block

this occurs when the person you're trying to stalk on facebook doesn't have their photos on public.

similar to a cock block.

Jessica: ugh Tiffany doesn't have her photos on public. now i can't see them ;~;

Taeyeon: omg what a stalk block!!!!!111!!!@!`%^&

by TOFUck September 30, 2011

sock-block

v. when a family member or house mate sees you plan to use the washer, and throws their load in before you can.

ex: Mary is in her room sorting through dirty clothes and forming a pile of things to be washed, meanwhile, Lynnette sees this and puts her laundry in first. Mary finishes sorting her laundry and is furious to find out that she has been sock-blocked.

Mary: WTF
Lynnette: Sorry, I just happened to have to do my laundry...
Mary: But you knew that I have to wash my clothes before my trip tomorrow!
Lynnette: Oops!

by countrygal12 July 8, 2009

brock blocking

Any point in the series pokemon where brock is dragged or pulled away from flirting with a girl

brock: nurse joy!!! please heal my pokemon, along with with my heart!!!

misty: not today loverboy

brock: owowowowow!!!!!!</3

pikachu: pika-pi -(why is she brock blocking him again?)

ash:you said it pikachu

by alphapedestrian October 23, 2011

Blunt Blocked

When someone is in the act of rolling a blunt/joint and is about to lick it finished, but is then interrupted by a person causing them to hide "it" thus being Blunt Blocked....

Guy 1: I was in my room rolling a "J" and I was almost done until my bro just walks in, I had to hide it...
Guy 2: Hahah dam dude you were totally Blunt Blocked!

by TheBluntSquad May 22, 2011

Cocks Block

Verb: When a group of guys are simultaneously hitting on a girl and another guy enters in and simultaneously manages to cock block the entire group.

Marlon, Ash, and Baby J were all trying to get with that cute blonde at the bar when Shahty walked up and stole their thunder. He was such a cocks block.

by AshDusky February 20, 2011

ice blocking

Riding down a huge hill, grass preferably, on a large block of ice.

Ice blocking last night at Gabriel Park was so much fun, except my bum hurts this morning from all those crashes.

by April July 9, 2004

Bukkake Block

When one girl proceeds to cock block multiple guys at the same time.

Cher (at live concert): How many women out here ever been hurt by their man?

women: (all cheers)

men: all cock blocked by one bitch, whence a bukkake block.

by brian pm March 27, 2008