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cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)
That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !
by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016
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County Road Cutters

Hooligan Firm of Everton Football Club known for their excessive use of knives in scraps. County Road being the main road to Goodison where away fans travel along, this makes it the ideal area for mobs and anybody looking for trouble got it
by Robbby EFC June 6, 2007
mugGet the County Road Cuttersmug.

Rockdale County Sandwich

When three dudes fill one chick's three holes (ass, vag, and mouth) with their cocks.
"vahey, goose, and OD ran the Rockdale COunty Sandwich on 'Big Katie' - and she loved it.
by SlickWIlly05gt September 26, 2008
mugGet the Rockdale County Sandwichmug.

Kent County Kim

Referring to Kim from Kent County MD who is infamous for her loose and easy ways.
I was with Elias’ girl last night, she’s a real Kent County Kim
by booobhornybackr February 7, 2023
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Johnson County Schools

A much fancier way of saying "Hell Hole" or "Freak Show".
Typically used to describe a place with tons of mentally disabled white people.
Person A : "Goddamn, that place was filled with retarded inbreds."
Person B : "Haha! It's Johnson County Schools down there!"
by High Tonight December 17, 2022
mugGet the Johnson County Schoolsmug.

Tyler County shitbag

1. (n) An annoyingly narcissistic person/persons who thinks they are the best at everything.

Tyler County shitbags can't hold a job and usually have no money. They will gladly tell you this, because according to them, it is most likely your duty to pay their bills.

The only way to combat a Tyler County shitbag during a social outting if you are unfortunate enough to encounter one, is to try and talk over them. This should be done with caution and is not recommended for socially inexperienced or inept people. The act of being louder than a Tyler County shitbag by itself can leave one gasping for breath and hoarse. This action will also be met with extreme prejudice by the shitbag, as well as by your peers at your social gathering, as you are now the loudest one in the room, bar none; expect the locals to have blocked out the Tyler County shitbag and commonly be immune to his lies and unbelievably thick bullshit.

2. (n) a Cory.
Tyler County shitbags are commonly refered to as Cory's by life long Tyler County residents.
Overheard from a Tyler County shitbag:
"The stupid fucks at Guiness Records know all about me man! They just hate that I keep better records of shit than they do. Biggest reason really is that they don't want to pay their publisher to put out an entirely new book, so they just keep hating on this Cory."
by Bo Blam November 21, 2019
mugGet the Tyler County shitbagmug.

Butler County THOT

Southern Ohio’s version of a THOT only they got Mt. Dew mouth and are waiting for their baby daddy to finally come home from the Paper Mill job. Found any place in Butler County where bad country music is playing.
Clint dreads when the Butler County THOTs come into his store with country music blaring and leaving soda bottles everywhere.
by Paper Mills Nation July 2, 2018
mugGet the Butler County THOTmug.

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