Tuna Pants

The underwear of a woman of 'loose values' and poor hygeine. A whores knickers. A smelly flange.

"I say Jeeves, I took Miss Kerrington home last night for a bit of 'hows your father' only to discover she was wearing tuna pants and had a very smelly minge"

On addressing a slut: "Oi, Tuna Pants!"

by DougieT May 26, 2006

Puncture Pants

Soft, thin, hipster jogging bottoms worn by triple bases (fit birds)that you could puncture with a dimamond cutter (erection).

Look at those puncture pants!! I could burst a hole in them!

by Phil yer pants Macefield November 20, 2003

Parker Pants

A term for having no pants on.
Completely naked below the waist.

Sarah came out of the shower and had her shirt on already but was still in her parker pants.

by Parker Pants February 16, 2008

funny pants

A funny pants is someone who cracks a joke

HAHAH that's the funniest thing I've ever heard, you are such a funny pants!!!

by Stif Mike May 25, 2008

ants in the pants

someone who has a bug in there pubes like crabs.

jessica is really hot" "yeah but i heard shes got ants in the pants.

by stackattack January 12, 2011

pee pants

A dainty, small framed and pretentious male usually with an uncircumcised penis.

-"Hey, that kid is really into the tea game."

-"Yeah, he's a fucking pee pants."

-"Did that kid just pee his pants?"

-"Nah, his urine just gets caught in the foreskin!"

by bluntroller99 March 19, 2013

cranky pants

A person who after 7pm becomes so irritable and butthurt that they become snippy little children.

Non Cranky Person- "What's the matter bro, aren't you gonna come by after work"

**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**

Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."

"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."

by Anti-wang January 03, 2013