Shit noob

A Phrase commonly used by germans on Halo 3. The pharse means that you are a noob and you are shit.it is pronounced sh-ee-t-new-b.

Hey blue team, you are a shit noob.
your mum was a shit noob in bed last night.
Shut up shit noob

by David Huw Jones November 25, 2007

camper noob

Camper noob is someone who plays call of duty and hides out in a room and when someone walks in, her shoots until death.

Ugh, your such a camper noob bro.

by Campernoob October 3, 2017

noob guard

On a modern bicycle, the rear gears (called a cassette) are separated from the spokes of the rear wheel by a plastic disc. The purpose is a preventative measure if the chain slips off into the wheel, the spokes are not destroyed; which keeps the rider safer from injury. However, if the limits on the derailleur are adjusted correctly, this should never be an issue. Typically, the plastic discs are removed from a newly purchased bike, else the cyclist will be considered a newbie or noob by colleagues.

Mr. Spandex: "You haven't removed your noob guard yet?"
New Biker: "Isn't it there for a purpose?"
Mr. Spandex: "It's just extra weight!"

by Philip the Water Tank December 31, 2010

no u noob

when you haveno better insults

Me: ur mom es gay
Thou: no u noob
Me: that doesn't work, I am too powerful
Thou: oh no i died

by bobthe1rst October 23, 2019

noob lucker

if you are lucky and a noob at the same time

This Fizz escapes with 1 hp everytime , fuckin noob lucker

by The Elusive Fizz January 21, 2017

noob lol

something salt lords type

"i dont have a golden pan in tf2"
"noob lol"

by Mark_Master1 March 5, 2021

power-noob

Joann Poirier

Omg u r such a power-noob jo
Hahaha fuck off, i hav leveled up & am no longer a power-noob

by 7Mack11s May 26, 2016