A Phrase commonly used by germans on Halo 3. The pharse means that you are a noob and you are shit.it is pronounced sh-ee-t-new-b.
by David Huw Jones November 04, 2007
a noob who is no one fucking knows who the fuck he is and he also the biggest retard in human history
by weebgamer013 June 28, 2020
by juicz January 12, 2020
On a modern bicycle, the rear gears (called a cassette) are separated from the spokes of the rear wheel by a plastic disc. The purpose is a preventative measure if the chain slips off into the wheel, the spokes are not destroyed; which keeps the rider safer from injury. However, if the limits on the derailleur are adjusted correctly, this should never be an issue. Typically, the plastic discs are removed from a newly purchased bike, else the cyclist will be considered a newbie or noob by colleagues.
Mr. Spandex: "You haven't removed your noob guard yet?"
New Biker: "Isn't it there for a purpose?"
Mr. Spandex: "It's just extra weight!"
New Biker: "Isn't it there for a purpose?"
Mr. Spandex: "It's just extra weight!"
by Philip the Water Tank December 31, 2010
A Noob Lair is a specific area in a MMORPG or map on a multiplayer game where 1 or more noobs usually hide or stay after considering it sufficient, a noob lair is goes through multiple stages:
Noob nest:1 noob,the starter, who may lead any other noobs who decide to join him in it
Noob Lair: 2 or more noobs, this is where the chain of command begins to appear.
Noob castle: 50 or more noobs, large area becomes their hideout, but isn't to hard to locate.
Noobs consider a variety of things before making their nest:
MMORPG:
1. Xp supply, they use any nearby monsters like a farm, killing it again and again to supply their hunger.
2. Nearby friendly towns, noobs don't enjoy a public area, some might, and make corners of cities their lair. They do need a area to trade and get stuff they need.
3. Hostile towns nearby, noobs enjoy having a area to raid and attack if necessary, but not if it attracts high-levels.
4. Scenery, noobs love living in a awesome- looking area.
IN FPS:
1.View, a noob must be able to see all his victims before they see him
2. ammo, a respawning supply of ammo is necessary.
Sometimes the starter of a noob nest becomes extremely hostile, attacking all nearby foes, this noob is a noob hermit, a loner.
Noob nest:1 noob,the starter, who may lead any other noobs who decide to join him in it
Noob Lair: 2 or more noobs, this is where the chain of command begins to appear.
Noob castle: 50 or more noobs, large area becomes their hideout, but isn't to hard to locate.
Noobs consider a variety of things before making their nest:
MMORPG:
1. Xp supply, they use any nearby monsters like a farm, killing it again and again to supply their hunger.
2. Nearby friendly towns, noobs don't enjoy a public area, some might, and make corners of cities their lair. They do need a area to trade and get stuff they need.
3. Hostile towns nearby, noobs enjoy having a area to raid and attack if necessary, but not if it attracts high-levels.
4. Scenery, noobs love living in a awesome- looking area.
IN FPS:
1.View, a noob must be able to see all his victims before they see him
2. ammo, a respawning supply of ammo is necessary.
Sometimes the starter of a noob nest becomes extremely hostile, attacking all nearby foes, this noob is a noob hermit, a loner.
by asfsafas September 17, 2009
by sapphireheartsz September 19, 2010
An individual who plays on a newly created account to play with people way below his/her skill level
by Gee Wizz March 17, 2019