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doin' it faux natural

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.
by Poetjester September 24, 2016
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Natural Breech

The rectal tunnel that can take on all sizes of cock during ass fucking with little or no hardship.

Typically referring to gay men.
Man: I shouldn't have went to that gay bar last night.

Friend: How's the natural breech holding up?

Man: It's not. Might need a butt plug for a while.
by FuckYoMomma September 1, 2014
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Natural Hand Warmer

When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm
I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside
by shacka October 11, 2019
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NATURE

is the sum of all being in the ecosphere including humans.
The word mostly gets used as a defintion of everything outside of the human, which is a misconception and

suggests a division between human beings and the ecosphere. It romaticises the environement as a neutral background. In this context the notion of “Nature” is a barrier in the human understanding that stops us from finding our place in the ecosystem because it suggests that we are existing outside of it and takes away the feeling of belonging and responsibility.
1. Environmentalism is not about protecting “nature” but rather about collective survival.

2. P:” I love “nature”!

E:” Do you mean you love all beings in the ecosphere or do you want to say you love the wilderness?”

3. P: “Nature” is so beautiful!”
E: “Thank you! You too!”
by meira_ma June 1, 2022
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crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.
Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
by Urban Parker January 27, 2017
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natural north

The ability for someone to know the cardinal direction north at all times, through natural means
“Yeah I got natural north, let’s go that way!”
by Video96 June 17, 2023
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natural lengness

When somebody is super fine looking.. oozing mad sex appeal. 10 outta 10 fit
Girl 1: that nigga Dolo is way too handsome

Girl 2: yeah I know right, he’s got that Natural Lengness
by Big boy DOLO June 3, 2023
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