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stoned at the nail salon 

A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.
Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."
Nailz (same as Nails!)
Nailz man! You got laid last night!
nailz by ElMongol September 24, 2003

Nailgunning 

The sexual act of inserting a nailgun into the anus of your partner and firing it repeatedly, usually resulting in death or serious injury.
Guy #1: Dude I totally was Nailgunning my girlfriend last night.
Guy#2: How was it?
Guy #1:It was awful. I had to drive her to the hospital afterwards...she didn't make it.
Nailgunning by rustynail$$$ May 2, 2011

White nail polish

Means a girl is a absolute slut and ready for your wiener whenever
Dude 1. Well what color are her nails?
Dude 2. White nail polish
Dude 1.Oh u know what that means
nailea is the most kindest girl in the entire world. she belongs with the letter a they’re inseparable. i love her so much and i wish the best for her. her mum is also a really good cook!! 😭
nailea is the best thing that could happen to you
nailea by anonymous September 25, 2022

black nail polish

What eboys typically like to wear to complete the whole eboy look.
Jamie completed his eboy outfit by applying a layer of black nail polish on his fingernails. Even though it was neatly done, he scraped some of the polish off to get that chipped look.