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Murderous Maiden

A 5’2 cute, sexy, smart, and gorgeous Vietnamese woman who can steal hearts as easily as she can breathe. Loves k-pop, Minecraft and being praised. Overall she is a wonderful person and if you ever see her out in the wild run for your life before she takes your breath away.
Woah who’s that girl? She just did 83
Backflips and then while clutching a valorant game. Must be a Murderous Maiden.
by SebCrosswel November 20, 2023
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Murder

Murder is very ok with the law. All you have to do is not get caught. Also its sexier if you murder someone in bed👍
I'm going to murder you in bed.
Lets fuck so I can murder you.
by Bitch@stripper.club September 22, 2023
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If you don't don't leave me alone and give me the money you are making from thins I will murder your kids. If I don't need to live then your kids don't.
Hym "What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand? Seriously. You can't just expect me to live like this. I don't need to work harder. I don't need to change. Make them stop or I will kill your kids. At least one. Whatever you are trying to accomplish just isn't worth it. And you know it. You are banking on me 'chickening out' and that just isn't going to cut. You need to do what I'm telling you. I'm not letting you steal my idea and I'm not letting you teach me a lesson about women or cripple or your kids. I have I right to do what I'm do and you don't. You need to accept that and move on with your lives because I'm not going to and I'll kill your kids before I let you get the better of me."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
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Getting kids murdered

Hym "Stop getting kids murdered. You stop THAT and then I'll just keep doing whatever I feel like doing. Because I've gotten 0 kids murdered. I'm being ignored and am, therefore, not responsible for anything. YOU are being listened to and when YOU are listened to children are murdered in direct response to the things you say."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2023
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5th degree murder

5th Degree Murder is the combination of degrees 1, 2, 3 where you attempt to murder someone premeditately then you come back and accidentally try and do it again and try to fight someone then accidentally end up killing them (it's basically committing all 3 accounts of murder)
"Holy shit billy just accidentally on purpose murdered little Jimmy and now he's being charged with 5th degree murder"
by Johnny Blade June 1, 2023
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The opposite of CHILD MURDER

Hym "It's the opposite of CHILD MURDER, yes, but is IN NO WAY the opposite of 'publishing a theory of AI that is then implemented by tech retards.' So, yeah.
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
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Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts
Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it
by D Flawless February 11, 2022
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