munchivitus

A term to describe someone who could be considered 'attractive' if not for their spotty red skin.

Sally would be alright if she didn't have 'munchivitus'

by Buckmelad December 6, 2004

Munching Off

A hybrid of munching and jacking off. When under the influence of chron-doggy, some people's munching crosses over into sexual experience.

The other night, I ordered the entire value menu at McDonalds and started munching off in front of my friends, like they weren't even there...

by pornmonster69 March 9, 2010

fecal muncher

eater of excrement

Tom is so full of shit he must be a fecal muncher.

by blochow2001 March 4, 2009

Bell Muncher

A person who munch's/chews on the head/bellend of someones penis.

Amy is a bell muncher because she sucked on steves bellend.

by 4011446 April 17, 2009

carpet munching vacume whore

A lesbian that gets laid to often

You are a carpet munching vacume whore

by badjoe117 August 9, 2016

Rug Muncher

A Lesbian and/ or a slut

Dan: did you hear they caught Stacy making out with Michela under the bleachers
Trent: Damn! I had no idea that Michela was a rug muncher

by Thiq ni🅱️🅱️a May 20, 2018

cummy muncher

1. Someone who snacks on white gummy bears.
2. An insult used for a fucking dickhead.
3. Someone who eats a lot of shit.

You’re a fucking cummy muncher.

by Toastor January 5, 2021