Monogamust

One who insists on monogamy not only in his/her own relationship, but also the relationships of others.

Our friend Terry is a monogamust, and always gives us shit for having an open relationship.

by MandaWooWoo July 11, 2011

Monogamy Parade

A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.

Oh God, Mark has a girlfriend. Here come the Monogamy Parade

by Baconatordlx January 26, 2015

Monosyllabic

Monosyllabic (adj): Lame. Used to describe anything not awesome.

Jerry: Man, this pie isn't all that great.
Bob: Yeah, it's totally monosyllabic.

Phil: This movie is nothing like the commercial!
Micky: It's really monosyllabic.

by Albertus Farbrengin November 29, 2010

MONOG

an individual who focuses way too much on a particluar person. The word comes from monogamous.

MIKE -- hi glenn
GLENN -- hi mike. Have you seen Sara?
MIKE -- Are you still thinking of her?
GLENN -- She's the only one for me.
MIKE -- Glenn you've become a monog.
GLENN -- I have?
MIKE -- Listen to your heart dude, the world is full of beautiful people who need love.

by Donald MacDonald January 25, 2006

monotard

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.

Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".

by Murray G April 14, 2008

Belfast monocle

Taking a shit on someones eye when they are asleep

i just gave him a Belfast monocle and made his green eye brown

by Bonjovi1991 February 17, 2009

Ethically Non-Monogamous

SOME BULLSH*T, but also a person who does not subscribe to the cultural and relational structures of monogomy, but does not do this in a way that is deceptive or irresponsible.

I was swiping through tender and every profile said “ethically non-monogamous,” smgdh.

by Guydebordisbae June 2, 2018