shagging machine

its an item for when people practice ready to have sex

girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice

by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011

Mystery machine

Getting naked, turning out all of the lights so you cannot see anything, grab a random object, and shove it up,your ass or pussy

When doing the mystery machine, I accidentally grabbed a cactus and had the best night of my life

by Cumshot Larry June 4, 2016

Machine God

God of machines and pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.

also see: Porkor Loki

"I hope the Machine God blows up they're car."

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

Sewing machine

(male variation) typically when one man uses the shaft of his penis to tickle the entire length of another man's penis by quickly tapping with the girth of penis #1 up and down the side of penis #2. This is called a sewing machine for the fast rhythmic pattern used by penis #1, also typicaly noted for making man with penis #2 hum with joy like a sewing machine.

Sometimes a man just needs the sewing machine to run on him for a while. Once you sew you wanna blow.

by Def king 5000 February 27, 2015

Dream Machine

A smoking device that after being used puts the user directly into a dream state.

Yo brah do you see kenny, he hit that dream machine and now he does't know where he is.

by horsecock daddi April 24, 2011

hurlin machine

what assholes use once a women's boyfriend goes to the bathroom. He then proceded to take advantage of that women. TOTALLY WRONG!

ohh crap...here comes a guy tryin to start up the hurlin machine...what a moron.

by beluga April 15, 2004

The Green Machine

A mysterious green machine that can be used for about anything you can think of. It's at the Peoria Campus of Tulsa Technology Center, in Oklahoma.

It has many relatives at the campus, but they are no match for it's 'Big Bertha' attachment.

Also, it's Pilot is Mr. Dean. It's a fun jingle to sing.

(Also can be called GM.)

Guy #1: I bet they spend the whole night riding the Green Machine!
Guy #2: That's why it smells like burnt rubber!

The Jingle:
"The Green Machine, owned and operated by Mr. Dean!"

by Clifford B. April 13, 2005