Mortal Lock

Something that cannot lose. 100% sure bet.

Michael Schumacher to win the WDC is a Mortal Lock!

by Riker! July 24, 2006

butt lock

When your butt falls asleep from sitting in one position too long.

"Oww I've got some major butt lock!"

by M-HO March 10, 2005

Locked in Lust

Locked in Lust is a male chastity device company specializing in inescapable chastity devices and other male chastity accessories.

I just bought a male chastity device from Locked in Lust, and now I am stuck in it without the key.

by LL Creations September 23, 2018

D-Lock

1. Noun: A D-shaped lock used for clamping a bicycle to various objects specifically used to keep it secure in public places. Requires Key to Unlock.

2. Verb: Using said Lock around a victims neck. Causing severe annoyance and mild pain for prolonged periods of time due to the key being hidden/swallowed. Best reults at keggers and at house parties. Reasonably Humourous

1. Will somebody buy me a D-Lock? I'm scared my bike will be looted!

2. D-Lock that fucking Nazi Kid! He tried to rape a 14 year old!

by Warnes August 9, 2006

pop lock and stop it

A comment made when a female either
A: Cannot dance well or
B: Is too large to be doing a particular dance move.

Teresa: Did you see big Bertha try to do the skeet?

Tommy: Yeah, that girl needs to pop lock and STOP it!

by Trinitie Garrison February 25, 2009

Boys Locker Room

A place where you will hear lots of moaning and the yelling of the word daddy and other sexual things that will make the 62 year old gym teacher hard. once in a blue moon someone will want to lick your feet, pee in their mouth, or try to give you a blow job.

In Boys Locker Room

Friend: David clearly cheated and the teacher didn't even give a-

Other Boy: DADDY!, *moan* it won't fit daddy

You: what the fuck-

Other Boy: I'm very hungry daddy, please put your massive, throbbing cock in my mouth and feed me your seed I promise to drink every last drop

by PepsiMan42069 August 24, 2019

lip-lock

Someone who fastens their face to yours and then you cant take them off for the rest of the evening

Dat Hoe got lip lock

by molested January 22, 2005