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Life

What God gave you
Enjoy your life... not lyfe no one will pick you up.
by WhyUTakeMeName;-; September 30, 2017
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Life

A disease with a 70-80 year survival rate.
Person 1: Yeah, I contracted life.
Person 2: Woah man, me too!
by BillyMcSaggyTits January 14, 2018
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Life

by I like turtels August 5, 2017
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Life

Life is a good thing
by Whoknowswhatever December 29, 2016
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Life

by Dumb ass bitch hoe May 3, 2018
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LIFE

PERSON: I HATE MY LIFE
OTHER PERSON: END IT BRO
by Wolfrockbell June 29, 2016
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life

Something that stinks sometimes, a living hell, and it's not always fun and games, but at other times, it's good, like heaven. Don't always see the bad side of life, because you have to take the bad with the good.
Life stinks because of: drugs, gangs, crime, diseases, inflation, wars, poverty, taxes, rejection, discrimination, natural disasters, injuries, weapons, nuclear bomb, hot weather, terrorists, divorce, death, backstabber, racism, prejudice, pollution, global warming, pedophiles, scumbags, torture, etc.

Life is good because of: marriage, cars, party, food, medicine, friends, family, girlfriend/boyfriend, music, culture, dance, hobby, arts & crafts, beautiful girls, money, ability, strength, airplanes, babies, church, counseling, college, bikes, concerts, think, police (most of the time), resuaturants, surprises, etc.

Just because I can't think of anymore, it doesn't mean that it doesn't make life good or bad. Take the good with the bad. If you though of it, but it's not there, it's apart of it if I left something out, but that would be too many on the other hand.
by Beastieman August 24, 2007
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