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Is a guy who can't go 5 secs without looking at a girls ass

He is a jerk

He loves drama
Have you heard about Landon
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He is so hot

He likes drama

nevermind
Landon by Ace Hardin February 19, 2019

poof landing strip 

A very nappy, coarse, and thick pubic strip right above the private area of men and/or women. Preferably women. Similar styles include: the hitler, the chewbacca, the slight trim, and the Brazilian wax.
guy: last night, I was gonna get with this 7.3, but when she ripped off her clothes, her giant poof landing strip popped out so I performed a dutch oven on her and told her to leave.
Someone with a dead dad, bitch-handicapped grandma, and a piece of shit household.
AW, look at that Landon! Bet he's a Landon!
Landon by Seamore Dick May 21, 2011
The fucking worst person to live
“Landon is fucking horrible
Landon by Nsjskzkzkzkzkz January 7, 2019
Landon is rough guy that is decently strong. He is a guy that sticks up for is friends and he gets mad kinda easy so be careful
Landon is rough guy that is decently strong. He is a guy that sticks up for is friends and he gets mad kinda easy so be careful beacsue he loves to fight.
LANDON by A guy88888888888!hjhu January 18, 2018
Hate him, that Landon
Landon by landonhater January 29, 2019