Kyle

Drinks monsters and punches holes in drywall and probably has a bald spot. And will be a virgin for life.

Yo I think Kyle has a vagina.

by Hairydicklord5678 July 2, 2019

Kyle

A Nigga that sells D&D

KYLES A BITCH NIGGA

by AppleSupport July 19, 2019

Kyle

A boy who tends to bully a girl named erin calls her flat and a retard. A kyle can be a jerk but can have the best boyfriends ever who are nice to a certain erin such as Blake.

In conclusion a kyle is a twat.

Wow! Look at that Kyle calling Erin flat once again! What a mean fellow.

by Kylelovesupsettingthiccerin April 16, 2019

Kyle

A squeaky mf no matter how hard they hit puberty they will be amazingly squeaky like unbelievably squeaky.

*Group chat texting*
Kyles voice message: hey guys wanna go out on our bikes.”
Everyone: shut the fuck up you squeaky mf.”

by Bigbattyman123 April 17, 2019

Kyle

The other asshole who steals your bagels.

WOW kyle

by Yeßsssss February 26, 2019

Kyle

A total prick, no doubt about it.

dude 1: did you see that prick over there?
dude 2: yeah, he's such a Kyle.

by Split Venom May 29, 2019

Kyle

A douchebag guy. Kyle embodies the generic white male, addicted to monster energy drinks, Newport cigarettes, cheap snap back hat (typically with a monster energy symbol), most likely living with his parents or his homies because he doesn’t have a job, posts rap lyrics about pulling guns on people & taking his rage at minor inconveniences out on drywall because that won’t hurt his hands.

"God I want a Monster right now so bad it makes me so angry"
"Kyle no!!! We've already replaced the drywall three times this month!!"

by Bones95 June 11, 2019