Hump and Jump

The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.

"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.

by urbansplatt May 27, 2018

Jump to chump

When you immediately call someone a chump as soon as they are seen.

Josh walks in the room and appears to have been crying.

Tomas: Why does it look like Josh is crying?

Ben: Cuz he's a chump.

Tomas: How can you say that!?! You just jump to chump like that.

by BombSquadRaabi January 17, 2010

rainbow jump

Jumping while peeing to form a golden arc of urine.

Dude i just bailed while rainbow jumping, look at the wet patch!

Person 1: Man, i'm not tall enough to reach the urinal
Person 2: Rainbow jump dude!

by Bling Zubin October 18, 2008

crack jumping

The act of jumping repeatedly, to avoid being shot in a video game as if on crack.

"Man I got pwn3d by that guy, he must be good."
"No, he's just a noob who got lucky crack jumping."

by IRS_Agent July 30, 2008

Jump Humping

When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.

Jump Humping is practiced by students of Brigham Young University (BYU) or Mormon teens because they are expected to remain virgins until marriage. That's because soaking (or marinating), according to Mormonism, does not count as sex.

I was called to go jump humping for my bestie at a BYU dorm while she soaks with her boyfriend.

by morpheus30 September 23, 2022

Jippity Jump

Any form of drug that boosts your activity level, usually in pill form.

man, that nigga was so hopped up on jippity jumps that he was humpin the mo fuckin' couch

by Jippity Jump Dealer(call me) January 14, 2010

pussy jump

That feeling of butterflies or getting wet.

“You make my pussy jump”

by Atlhootchie January 1, 2021