jon

a young man who blows the bass trombone

lisedi: looks at that guy over there! he's boning
kate: it's jon!

by mxlvilleyyyy May 25, 2023

young jon

A rapper born in Brooklyn NY and now resides in Massachusetts, he fucks hoes and gets money

Guy 1: Yo my girl is chillin with Young Jon
Guy 2: Sorry to hear that, I'd leave her

by 123456k May 14, 2018

Jon

hot man

Jon is hot

by chickbeefin May 10, 2022

jon

jon is a one of a kind guy. hes a daft cunt and can often fluent in malay. he has many talents! jon is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and the way he forgets takeaways are impressive. if you ever have the pleasure of meeting a jon, keep him around.

"that guy looks like a jon"
"yeah weird how is son is asian"

by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024

jon

Just being in a constant state of jon.

Its jon for you to get a watch.
When jon gets joned by the jonster, jonning occuers with a side of jon and an overall joness of understanding jon.
i lost my virginity @jon

by Moisty McGee the Pregnancy Tre June 4, 2022

Jon Capz

a boy who thinks he’s a big tough man and has lots of tattoos. has a beard that he thinks is the most amazing thing in the world. laughs like spongebob but is actually a really sweet, loyal guy and is consistent with his behavior

Have you ever met Jon Capz? His beard has gotten so long!

by theladyjanedoe April 15, 2019

Jon Grammes

When working conditions have reached maximum absurdity and emails are sent to God and country far and beyond that persons level of employment and purchasing power. When someone sends a hate laced email fuled with discontent and rage to get as many reactions as possible so that even the smallest infractions are looked at with a microscope from that point on.

I'm going to pull a Jon Grammes if they don't get hot fixing this fucked up place.

by NurseBriBri October 27, 2022