jon-jon

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hey jon-jon lets go to the gaybar to bash on some queers

by silicone jon-jon ducky May 10, 2019

jon’s mom

Large and in charge... a true supporter of our armed forces! Proud mamma... continues to make Dan a lucky man while raising an honorable YNCM!

-What should Randy name his dog?

-Jon’s Mom.

by JTOX4D March 04, 2021

Jon Pugliese

A Red-Headed person or persons who get a strong satisfaction of batting footballs down into the ground.

Noun- Jon Pugliese swatted the football down to the ground.

Adj- The Safety had a very Jon Pugliese style of play.

by Eaglekous63 February 08, 2010

Jon Capz

a boy who thinks he’s a big tough man and has lots of tattoos. has a beard that he thinks is the most amazing thing in the world. laughs like spongebob but is actually a really sweet, loyal guy and is consistent with his behavior

Have you ever met Jon Capz? His beard has gotten so long!

by theladyjanedoe April 16, 2019

Jon Eng

A man from Delaware.

Sam is bein a real Jon Eng right now.

by Michael Catron December 26, 2019

Alabama Jon

When one is so retarded that they fuck themselves in the mirror

Jon Hood is a Alabama Jon.

by GArycoleman870 January 30, 2018

Jon Phase

The time in a persons life when he/she likes a boy named Jon

Chris: "What's up with Carly and Jon?"

Ryan: "Carly is just in her Jon phase..."

by Antitorpiliko June 05, 2012