Jason Eide

Someone with a tiny dick.

“Trust me, it’s not small. I’m not a Jason Eide.”

by UnbornFetus March 1, 2018

jason shoestring

jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.

person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !

by shoestringsluvrrr January 28, 2023

Jason Mraz

Actually the best musician alive. A generally wholesome, down - to - earth guy who describes his concerts as "variety shows". He is currently playing the role of Dr. Jim Pomatter in Waitress on Broadway, at the Brooks Atkinson Theater in NYC. He took on this role on November 3rd, 2017, for 10 weeks only. Totally worth seeing him in the show if you can. If not, find a bootleg.

Person 1: Jason Mraz is a spectacular musician

Uneducated Swine: Who's Jason Mraz?

Person 1: Don't you ever fucking talk to me again

by Fapalicious April 21, 2018

jason tan

Big fat boiiiii vro

Jason tan means that hes so chilled and and he says vro a lot

by Ya boii Jason May 29, 2017

Jason Yohana

Poopoo face. Has a crush on a girl named Marsha. Is Frederick Sakr's dad.

Frederick Sakr: Jason Yohana likes Marsha
Jason: Ǹ͘ ͚̮͙͔̪͉̣̞͕̦̪̀͢Ǫ̴̹̖̱̲͖͓͕̖͓̭͎̺̙͓͝͞͠ͅƠ͔̪̼͔̰̣̠͍̯̝͇͓̲̖̦͘͝ͅO ͖̟͙̮̲͓̲O̝̫̹̞̙̟͡O̡͞͏̳̝̥͈̯͟

by Frederick Sakr October 30, 2019

jason roy

adj. for when you suck at life

Don't be such a Jason Roy no matter how bad your life is.

by Silverio Cadiao November 21, 2016

jason gilbertson

A true legend, smart and helpful to many people. Skilled at work and at home. The type of bloke you call when something goes wrong and needs fixing.

Great, the bloody things broken, I'll have to call Jason Gilbertson to repair it.

by Wbff March 18, 2018