Field

As in a place where lost kids should go to when they get separated from their parents.

Frantic parent looking for their child: has anyone seen sweet little Janet?

Jo: yea she's somewhere in the field (as she casually turns to resume her conversation ignoring the frantic parent)

by PapaDiddyPop March 24, 2024

field

a group of race cars racing on a racetrack at once

Ricky Stenhouse took out the field again.

by Person of the Fields December 7, 2020

field mount

Take a sexual position on an animal that you have just killed.

I shot a nice antelope and immediately field mounted it.

by Steve-O 99 October 21, 2022

Field Trip

n. when your acid trip doesn’t follow gps to fun, colorful adventure, but it is still a trip

Dude. Where did you get that LSD? I saw a dragon eat my mom. Total fu@king field trip.

by Keleigh April 16, 2021

city field

Just a crappy place to be

City field is The worst stadium in baseball history

by Thatonebestguyoutthere August 4, 2017

realty distortion field

A field property financially ignorant, selling property owners emit.

Dr. Crom paid $200,000 on a house where the windows do not even meet the walls in South Park. Realty distortion field detected.

by Word of God Militia Legatus 1TTA1 January 17, 2008

Centre fielding

When you are in the center of a field with a woman, she then proceeds to choke on your dick after she called it small.

Bro I was out centre fielding last night with that girl I met at lunch

Centre fielding - receiving head in a field
Without being caught

by Booster69 October 28, 2025