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Farmer Face

When a (white) man has a face that looks like a farmer's, or that one of his previous ancestors could have been a farmer, very plain faced, with smaller eyes, a strong triangle at the eyebrows when wincing, and usually a shaved head, receding hairline, or buzzed head.

If you put a pair of overalls and/or a farmer hat and/or in front of a tractor, they would look the part.

Corey Taylor of Slipknot/Stone Sour, James Hetfield of Metallica, and Farron Cousins of The Ring of Fire are excellent examples of Farmer Face
Girl: Corey Taylor is soo hot! What do you think, babe?
Guy: Uh, he totally has farmer face. Throw him in some overalls posing in front of a tractor and he'd pass.
Girl: God dammit, you're right. You ruined him for me 🙄
Guy: 🤷🏻 ♀️
by 2Rs2Ns June 7, 2019
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Glow-face

Glow-face- n the illuminated face when using a tablet, smart phone, in the dark.
The kids went to bed early tonight but they all had glow-face for 20 minutes.
by WVIII May 23, 2018
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Face Pounds

When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.

This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.

also written as "face lbs"
Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.

Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.
by Sean Sloman July 7, 2010
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Yur face

A mating call mainly used by people of low intellect to attract breeding partners. Its origins are unknown but is said to be invented by a orangutan named Harithsa.
Zami: Yur face!
Mubarak: Yur face!
* starts mating *
by Ballsack6999 February 7, 2022
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face the fact

James needs to face the fact that Linda has moved on.
by applepie25 May 6, 2015
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Carnival Face

Someone who has a very disfigured face, is very unattractive, and looks like they give out goldfish if you throw a ball into a glass. Or if they work at McDonald's.
"Hey Carl, I was fucking this chick doggystyle, and she turned around, and WOAH, carnival face."
by A Lanz March 31, 2009
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Naked Facing

When some one goes to a dog fight, than goes home to take pictures of there face while they are naked.
Man my friend and i took "naked facing" to the next level last night...you seen my dog?
by LoydNIggerson November 21, 2011
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