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You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.
Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011
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What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.
by zacon November 29, 2003
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Snapchat hooker

Someone who cons multiple people who care about them into “lending” them small amounts of money for created emergencies. They receive the money from as many people that will fall for it and not only use it for other things but never pay it back.
So I sent Danny money when he said he had a flat tire, when he need gas, even money to put on his bros books while he was locked up and he spent it on some bullshit. Then I found out he did the same thing from a bunch of other people. Damn, I feel like I was hustled by a Snapchat Hooker.
by LuciferGzis August 5, 2021
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hookers strap

Something a hooker wears to get more money
She wore the hookers strap today
by UrMomsLastBF May 20, 2022
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Hooker Machine

The female equivilant of a 'pimp daddy'

A hooker machine has tons of guys wanting her and is very boss.
Sexy Guy 1: Wow, Breana and Taylor are super boss, I want them both so bad!
Sexy Guy 2: I know man, they are such Hooker Machines.
by BFrog101 May 20, 2011
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Hooker

Hooker/Thot/Slut Someone who dates/Fucks guys or girls for money

@ppointments only
Hey let's go get some hookers tonight since my girlfriends out of town
by thtDUDElorenzo March 16, 2018
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domestic hooker

Goddess of the kitchen, hot sexy wife, sexy mother of your child
I walked into the kitchen to see what that wonderful smell was on the stove and there was my domestic hooker standing there making dinner.
by Spadagrl December 2, 2015
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