A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.
Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."
Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011
Get the You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick hermug. What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
by zacon November 29, 2003
Get the Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.mug. Someone who is always there for someone else in their time of emotional need but after they make someone else feel good they are thrown to the side and forgotten.
I feel like an emotional hooker the way my ex just kept me to make her feel better and then left me whenever I needed the same support .
by Juan 🦋☄️^~^🦋☄️ April 20, 2020
Get the Emotional Hookermug. by Junior Jelly Giant June 13, 2018
Get the Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roastmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the What Song Is This Hooker And It Is Immortalidadugetothebottomofitumug. A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.
V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020
Get the Horse’s hookermug. Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.
Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:
-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed
Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:
-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed
by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019
Get the Hooker Cookiemug.