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You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.
Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011
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What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.
by zacon November 29, 2003
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arabian hooker

A prostitute, otherwise known as a woman who sells themselves for pleasures, who is foreign.
"That Arabian Hooker sure gots the looks of a drunk horse, hot damn."
by PePein V. Gee July 31, 2009
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that's so hooker

something whether that be an action, or behaviour or look that is beyond amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll
*guy pee's into a fabulous purse in the corner*
that's so hooker.
that is so hooker
by the hooker on church st. corne February 20, 2011
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hooker toes

What you call someone when there toes resemble hookers. often told when someone is being a super douche.
(friend) I'm gonna break your pencil.
(you) dirty hooker toes
by NyTsUj April 12, 2011
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Sunday Hooker

Mary: How do I look?
Joe: You look like a sunday hooker.
by burning_bush June 15, 2010
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Hooker Machine

The female equivilant of a 'pimp daddy'

A hooker machine has tons of guys wanting her and is very boss.
Sexy Guy 1: Wow, Breana and Taylor are super boss, I want them both so bad!
Sexy Guy 2: I know man, they are such Hooker Machines.
by BFrog101 May 20, 2011
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