You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.

Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."

by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

by zacon November 29, 2003

Hooker house

This is the place a guy named Mikey would live.

Mike acts like he comes from a hooker house all ratched.

by SportyObject5 September 2, 2021

hooker

The greatest thing that gives crabs

I will knock up a hooker

by dorky_unleashed October 18, 2022

Hooker rinds

The crispy sheen of dried skin that accumulates on the bedding of cheap hotels

When Nick was checking the linens for bed bugs he found a huge matting of hooker rinds that made his stomach turn

by Brogantac July 6, 2019

dumpster hooker

A really.... really.... stinky hooker or a hookers vagina.

I hooked up Destiny last night. Her puss smelt like a dumpster hooker.

by Natef Warrior January 27, 2021

Hooker Sugar

Hooker sugar is a nickname given to cocaine

Alright mate, wanna Chuck to £50 for some hooker sugar

by Fanny wetter June 1, 2021