Celebrated on July 2, Humble Hetero Day is a day to express your sexuality, but only if you are straight. It is the complete opposite of Gay Pride Month, Humble instead of Prideful, Straight instead of Gay, and Day instead of Month. HHD takes place soon after Gay Pride Month but has a buffer day, and July 1st was taken by Canada Day. Instead of wearing rainbow attire, one should wear a black t-shirt(void of rainbow colours), a shirt with straight lines, or a button-down and straight tie.
Person one: What’s the date?
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!
by tandynbell July 17, 2021
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A common drink for degenerates that contain Vodka & Redbull but ideally, proportionally higher on the vodka.
Synonymous with Vodka Redbull, DVR (double vodka redbull), and Defibrillator as each of these bring you back to life.
Synonymous with Vodka Redbull, DVR (double vodka redbull), and Defibrillator as each of these bring you back to life.
Quan: No way I’m going out tonight, it’s way too cold.
Not quan: yo man, fuck the weather, we’re heating up tonight. Vodka Heaters coming in hot my guy.
Quan (3 hours later and 6 Vodka Heaters deep): let’s go to a strip club. I can go all night
Not quan: yo man, fuck the weather, we’re heating up tonight. Vodka Heaters coming in hot my guy.
Quan (3 hours later and 6 Vodka Heaters deep): let’s go to a strip club. I can go all night
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Jermaine hurt Chad's feelings when he said he wanted nothing to do with Chad because he thought Chad might be gay, but then Jermaine got caught by Chad getting the train run on him by Devante and Johnny at a party. Chad walked out of the room and exclaimed, "Don't hate on me ya Gay-Hetero!"
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When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
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