"Bicycle Helmet Generation", a term crowned by American Standup Comedian Bill Burr used to describe Generation Z (Zoomers). The term comes from the need to overcompensate for safety, and thus sacrifice the fun that the activity originally had. Which is something that most people in Generation Z had to grow up with, usually enforced by their parents. This obsession with over-the-top safety is a key characteristic of what defines the generation that's well known for being too sheltered. This is characterized by Byclicle helmets in which most children are forced to wear for "their own good". This being a key sample where excessive safety measures have taken the place of fun, in what should have been a free and spontaneous activity. This is also characterized by overprotectiveness, and a parent/guardians' general fear to give their child the slightest bit of autonomy.
Why were what should have been the fun physical activities of my childhood so boring and vapid?
I guess that's because I grew up in the Bicycle Helmet Generation
I guess that's because I grew up in the Bicycle Helmet Generation
by Oddballer November 12, 2020

A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.
Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?
Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"
Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"
Martin:"Fantastic!"
Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"
Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"
Martin:"Fantastic!"
by blake moseley June 29, 2007

Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.
Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...
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On October 1 on All cyclists in Georgia that are under 16 must wear a helmet when cycling on public roads. This article will explain the information you should know about the new law.
The law is designed primarily to prevent injuries and fatalities in children under the age of 16 years old. It is noted that one of three children who are killed in traffic aren't wearing helmets. Apart from the immediate advantages of cycling safety, this law is anticipated will save Georgia taxpayers around $18 million for the following 10 years.
The law on cycling safety makes everyone who rides a bicycle under 16 years old in Georgia legally required to wear helmets while riding on bicycles. This is true regardless of whether the roads are public or private property. The law also states that riders younger than 17 must be accompanied by an adult who is a certified parent on a bicycle licensed by the government.
However, it could be possible for cyclists to be exempt from the requirement to visit a physician to undergo a medical exam which is required by law. In these cases, cyclists are required to provide their medical certificates to police prior to riding a bicycle on public roads.
The law is designed primarily to prevent injuries and fatalities in children under the age of 16 years old. It is noted that one of three children who are killed in traffic aren't wearing helmets. Apart from the immediate advantages of cycling safety, this law is anticipated will save Georgia taxpayers around $18 million for the following 10 years.
The law on cycling safety makes everyone who rides a bicycle under 16 years old in Georgia legally required to wear helmets while riding on bicycles. This is true regardless of whether the roads are public or private property. The law also states that riders younger than 17 must be accompanied by an adult who is a certified parent on a bicycle licensed by the government.
However, it could be possible for cyclists to be exempt from the requirement to visit a physician to undergo a medical exam which is required by law. In these cases, cyclists are required to provide their medical certificates to police prior to riding a bicycle on public roads.
Bicycle helmet law Georgia requires wearing the helmet, who are under the age of 16. Read the article about the bicycle helmet law in Georgia.
by Bicycle helmet law Georgia November 29, 2021
