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meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.
by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019
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long headed

someone who either

a) has a long head
b) you want to insult and don’t have anything to insult them with
Jessica: your such a long headed idiot
Megan: •_•
by um....yeh October 3, 2019
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Bald headed

That’s a bald headed lie.
Don’t trust him he’s bald headed.
by OnlyIknowWhoIam December 4, 2019
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Bald Headed Giggle Stick

1. Slang, noun;

Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.

2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.
Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.

Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!
by LeeWay1974 December 5, 2019
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Twin-headed dragon

Also known as the hydra or the double-headed dragon, this involves pooping your guts out and puking your guts out simultaneously. I.e., the fire coming out of two sides at once 😥
Bro: Dude I just got food poisoning and last night I experienced a twin-headed dragon
Bro 2: I hope you had a garbage can... Or a good shower and a change of clothes....
by Jawn stawkton September 13, 2020
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Sage Heald

a boy with luscious long hair and magnificent pubic lice that looks like a blizzard when he pulls down those tight skinny capris. He usually walks around with a juice box in his hands while snorting cocaine on the weekends, on the week days he likes to sit home and fantasize about dolphins and riding them in the Piscataquag River.
Sage Heald is a wanksta
by 57w743784829 September 13, 2020
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Purple headed womb brush

He give me a good clean out with his purple headed womb brush
by Tortoise84 January 19, 2021
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