Probably the most right of knights. Morally complete in nearly every category. Sworn on dissipating every root, branch and tree of heresy. The Holy Knight is a rank given only to the best hearted of people. People who are truly right for the most part.
To even think to go against one of these beings is heresy of the highest order. Which will almost always be a penalty of death from execution. As well as being highly morally righteous they also make excellent friends. As loyal as a dog while willing to fight with you until the end of their line. This holiness is not related to Christianity and is disrespectful to confuse.
Do note they also make the best hot wings, chicken tenders and other assortments of meat. Do not even question it.
To even think to go against one of these beings is heresy of the highest order. Which will almost always be a penalty of death from execution. As well as being highly morally righteous they also make excellent friends. As loyal as a dog while willing to fight with you until the end of their line. This holiness is not related to Christianity and is disrespectful to confuse.
Do note they also make the best hot wings, chicken tenders and other assortments of meat. Do not even question it.
A: Jesus christ, look! its the holy knights.
B: I'd steer clear for now. Don't want to get on its bad side.
B: I'd steer clear for now. Don't want to get on its bad side.
by TheHighestCourt June 7, 2021
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Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.
Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.
Example 1:
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!
Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!
Example 2:
Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!
My mom: What?
Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!
Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!
Example 2:
Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!
My mom: What?
Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.
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Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?
Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.
Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.
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Get the Holy boyz mug.When a Columbian woman with a thick fat juicy dump truck of an ass sits on your cracked phone screen and when she gets up your phone screen is magically fixed.
Columbian: *sits on friends cracked phone*
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*
*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*
*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”
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