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Grandma

Grandma bowman
by Amy..... October 21, 2020
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Kimmy the crackhead grandma

Kimmy the crackhead is who you’ll call your grandma , you know the one that gives you crack
“You visit kimmy the crackhead grandma yet I head she got a new stack in!!
by LookAtAllDemChIckens June 23, 2019
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Grandma Anne

Grandma Anne's are the most loving, caring, giving grandmas in the whole entire world... on one hand. On the other hand, make em mad and they will destroy you in a quick second. Just stay on grandmas good side and everything should be okay. Grandma loves you (secretly hates you).
Don't mess with Grandma Anne, it will be the end of you.
by DainathePaina February 21, 2020
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Grandma's Blanket

When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.
Dude your Grandma's Blanket beat back the shame but good.
by Davey boy 27 May 8, 2023
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grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics
“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“
by Excabur February 25, 2021
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titty grandma

me: "hey, can I come over later?"
you: "Idk, I'll have to ask titty grandma."
by Tittie Grandwaugh August 17, 2022
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Grandma's Cole Slaw

The act of gathering a handful of steaming, cashew-and-cabbage-filled turds topped with hand squeezed musty tartar sauce and proceeding to cram down a lover's throat. Normally until gagging is induced
Sheina grows visibly aroused when Grandma's Cole Slaw gets served up nice and proper.
by Lohn Jocke February 23, 2011
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