when your asshole is so tight that you can give someone kisses with it when they are eating your ass
by puckeredlips September 09, 2020
by WhatdoIdoifIatemygrandma101 April 22, 2023
Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
by thatswhack June 04, 2018
when you’re smoking that mj with ya fellas ya baked so your baking at grandmas but you trying to keep it lowkey so ya say cooking
by dhshwjwvwv June 19, 2018
When someone who is particularly fat has it all stored in their pants and gives them a massive bulge hence the name, grandma bulge.
by Meme Dungeon July 02, 2019
AKA the nickname 5 year old me gave Darth Sidious when I watched Return of the Jedi for the first time.
It’s the electric grandma!
by Skylanderscollector December 22, 2023