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Gouis Goberts Frightnight

The most dangerous time of the year when the infamous nonce: Gouis Goberts is unleashed
Don't go outside kids tonight is Gouis Goberts Frightnight
by The_Dude391 July 13, 2022
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zombie government

A non or partly-functioning government usually with several vacant ministerial posts and a caretaker Prime Minister, who can only do certain things until a successor is elected. Usually, this is seen as a reason that a general election must be called.
โ€œWe have a zombie government and a prime minister missing in action. The country deserves better during this time of national crisis.โ€ - Christine Jardine, Liberal Democrat MP
by Bryn89 August 8, 2022
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Gluten Governor

A person who severely hates anything to do with gluten
Jill is such a gluten governor! She hates anything and everything to do with gluten. Gluten is the worst - Jill
by Male Name February 17, 2023
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ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo

The government doesn't NEED to watch you. So long as you accept the propositions of the Universal Submission Ethic I know EXACTLY where you are. I know where you are on Sunday. I know you need to work hard and be friendly so I know where you are going to be Monday through Friday.
Conspiracy theorist "ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo!"

Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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Wasting Government Resources

1. You don't give a fuck about government resources
2. This is a legitimate violation of my rights and is wrong for the same reason that red flag laws are unconstitutional and that surveillance states are wrong (For the cuckservatives) and for the reasons that your micro-aggressions and your misgendering is wrong.
Hym "Wasting government resources would be dumping them into a human trash-can instead of the literal creator of A.I. But you don't even think I should have rights! You want you to have the rights and then you want to lord over everyone like the greedy, filthy shit-lib you are. Dumb and bad! Bad and dumb!"
by Hym Iam May 30, 2024
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Kevin Godert

The most handsome and amazing man that has ever existed. He is an absolute gentleman and such a kind-hearted person. He has the biggest heart and is super hardworking. Such a lovable guy. Heโ€™s also the best dad. The definition of perfect.
Kevin Godert is perfect
by Shay0212 June 19, 2024
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