Gary

A vegan substitute for cheese, it looks, tastes and often melts just like cheese.

What brand of gary should we get for the pizza?

by Lvl. 420 vegan July 09, 2018

gary

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by sentientbread January 03, 2023

Gary

Gary is the embodiment of time eternalism. He exudes great power in controlling space-time continuum akin to the ability of Dr Strange. Strange indeed, a round of a good ol' game of four zephyr winds with Gary seems to last for a lifetime. In other non-worldly affairs, Gary assumes a cute lil sea snail character from the cartoon SpongeBob Square Pants. Gary is also an avid music lover and his favorite song is by Niall Horan, the lyrics start with "We should take this back to my place"...

Gary is a nice guy. He makes time spent with him feel like forever. It's a good thing, no?

by hellogreatworld November 23, 2021

The Gary ColeMan

When the bitch is sleeping, then you shoot a load onto her face. She wakes up later and says "I had a Dream".

Yo, my girl was so pissed this morning because she found out I did The Gary Coleman.

by FkBlackPeople March 18, 2011

gary davis

someone who lies about their golf handicap to gain an unfair advantage in a golf competition

the only reason you won the medal today is because you are such a gary davis

by gary637728 August 02, 2016

Gary Brannan

Everybody’s favourite Gary Brannan.

-Standard introduction of Gary Brannan, member of the Technical Difficulties.
-Everybody’s favourite.

Person 1: it’s everyone’s favourite Gary Brannan, Gary Brannan!

Person 2: ah, that guy who’s built for leisure, not for speed?

by thewhatwhatnow420 February 07, 2025

A Pal For Gary

The absolute WORST episode of Spongebob Squarepants. No questions asked.

"A Pal For Gary" is nightmare-inducingly scary for youngsters, and utterly infuriating for older audiences. SpongeBob's extreme stupidity is at its absolute peak in this episode, and the scene where Puffy Fluffy mutates into a giant sea monster is...pretty terrifying, to say the least!

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 09, 2022