Grandma

The lady who gives you twenties in your card on your birthday

My Grandma only gave me a ten this year!

by Daddy_Devito36524/7 July 21, 2020

grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

bukaki grandma

When grandma gets tipsy with the other retirees at the community center dance and comes home looking like Something About Mary!

Granny Bukaki had some vanilla pudding on her rhinestone cateye glasses when she came home. Otherwise known as Bukaki Grandma

by Tianzu50 March 17, 2025

Grandma Anne

Grandma Anne's are the most loving, caring, giving grandmas in the whole entire world... on one hand. On the other hand, make em mad and they will destroy you in a quick second. Just stay on grandmas good side and everything should be okay. Grandma loves you (secretly hates you).

Don't mess with Grandma Anne, it will be the end of you.

by DainathePaina February 21, 2020

titty grandma

Your mom. Cause milk.

me: "hey, can I come over later?"
you: "Idk, I'll have to ask titty grandma."

by Tittie Grandwaugh August 17, 2022

grandma’s cheesecake

ass. Usually elderly, full of sweet cream and other delightful flavours.

Chris: “i only like my grandma’s cheesecake”
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town”

by pl4ss May 8, 2022

grandma sizzle

when your grandma so hot she sizzles

I walked past my grandma and said, dang that"s one grandma sizzle!

by tateeeeee June 3, 2018