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English thot (mylee)

the biggest thot at ec she sucks everyone's dick when she has a boyfriend. she hits on every guy even tho she knows no 1 likes her but she still fucking talks to every guy when she has the ugliest boyfriend at ec. she also needs to close her legs because everytime it smells like catfish rly bad.
by my BBC nigga with use October 17, 2019
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69 English muffin

When u combine all the ways to fuck and add an English muffin into the mix
Matt: hey girl you wanna 69 English muffin?

Ashley: yes daddy
by 69englishmuffin May 11, 2018
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English Scrotum Slap

A male dips their scrotum in tea and then furiously jabs their partner in the face with it. Then they stuff it in their partner's mouth cleaning the tea off of its surface. Then the male backs as far as they can go in the room then charges the women with their sack in one hand and facing outwards. When in contact with the women he tackles her and then begins to slap her across the face with his dry scrotum.
Simon gave Hannah a very sticky English Scrotum Slap
by Wes1591 August 13, 2012
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full english breakfast

full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.
She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.
by C February 24, 2004
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summer English homework

The epitome of uselessness in which English teachers are pressured by their social studies, science or math counterparts to hand out some form of quantified work over the summer, usually in the form of drawing, or as they put it, "visual response." It typically does not require reading the actual book but spending a few minutes glancing over Sparknotes or Shmoop may turn out to work to the student's benefit. Despite the uselessness and the lack of effort that it requires (or generates from students, for that matter), English teachers tend to grade rather harshly and criticize a student's artistic capabilities to send the message to future students that summer English homework should emulate the quality of works by Monet, Gogh, or da Vinci.
I usually put off my summer English homework to the last day because it takes less than an hour to finish it.
by cathedram-mihi-regula-mihi August 24, 2016
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English country boy

A boy whos in love with nature. He is usually into hunting, fishing, shooting and farming are the most common. He's normally quite tall and muscular and he stands up for what he believes in. Also he is most definately an animal lover but can sometimes smell a bit to much like them! He is normally quite humble
by English country girl. Nature December 21, 2013
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english 10 at prisms

the absolute worst experience one can have with the english language
english 10 at prisms got so bad, that orange man's speeches started to sound smoothing
by tseriessupporter May 2, 2019
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