emergency

what you text your bff when either

a) your date turned out to be a 50-year-old man
b) you don't have any more tampons and your's is leaking
c) something happened in your favorite show that is super traumatic

bff #1: OMG EMERGENCY
bff #2: OMG WHAT HAPPENED
bff #1: MY DATE THAT I MET ON TINDER IS 47 WITH 3 KIDS WHO ARE MY AGE!!
bff #2: wait so whats the issue...
bff #1: what do you mean HES A PERVERT
bff #2: and a potential sugar daddy...
bff #1: omg!! ur so right! john is going to be my new sugar daddy! thanks bestie

by theliteralbestpersontoeverexis August 5, 2021

emerghorncy

So horny, it is an emergency. English equivalent of the German “Notgeilheit”.

I had been hard for hours. It was an emerghorncy.

by Thingfishy August 8, 2021

emerance

bitchy, straightforward and direct. A person with many friends and many interests, usually sporty, but holds grudges. will make it clear they despise you even if there is no reason for them to do so. Gets pissed off at the slightest things, incredibly nice to some people and incredibly rude to others, just depends on their judgement of you. gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss I guess…

“Nobody could be as cool and pretty while also being a bitch like emerance effortlessly does”

by ✰ an irrelevant liar ✰ August 15, 2021

eilertsen

Eilertsen is a person you love to laugh at.

Jesus MC lovin, you Are such a Eilertsen

by Urban super god September 2, 2021

Eimehrich

Eimehrich is a beautiful, kind hearted woman. Her unique name comes with a bizarre personality. Falling on her is inevitable. Her crazy and funny actions will make you feel comfortable when she's around you. Her aesthetic eyes that will capture your attention when you're talking to her. She always wins everyone's heart. She always make people around her happy. Every piece of her voice will repeat into your memory like a song that has a beautiful melody. Her beautiful face is like a beautiful place with a fascinating scenery. A soft and loving heart for everyone she cares. A person like her deserves people that will surely treat her like a gem.

A beautiful place as Eimehrich.

by Banapisce21 October 31, 2021

EMergen

A literal god that gives you divine punishment for not offering your foreskin to ur neighbors

Yesterday EMergen gave made me a league player for not offering my foreskin.

by *REeeeeeeEeee November 21, 2021

elmeranda

the MOST PRETTIEST person u'll EVER meet😍😍

woah look at elmeranda shes SO pretty

by gachaalphaprincessemouwuxdrawr November 21, 2021