The ultimate loser. The biggest failure the universe has ever seen. His opponent can be the "worst ever" and he will still lose. Aliens journey from every galaxy to laugh at him.
You can boost anyone's confidence or cure the worst depression with 5 words. "You are not Donald Trump."
Donald Trump is the best president of the United States! Also, here’s a joke: How do you tell a republican from a liberal? They are the ones that aren’t wearing a dog collar or barking