Crystal and The Bear

A morning show duo from The Lake of the Ozarks. Who think they are funnier than they are....still pretty funny though!
Hey did you Hear what Crystal and The Bear said on 107-9 The Coyote today?
by November 24, 2021
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crystal chambers

Crystal chambers is usually the name given to people who resemble pigeons.

There is no direct link between the name and the animal/person, however, the animal usually resembles a pigeon or poodle hybrid.
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Crystal's Hug

When you're hugging your girl but you just grabbing her boobs a lot. every time you are grabbing boobs.
i gave my girl a Crystal's Hug and bounced with a chub.
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crystalized meta

She is a self titled based entertainer known by Blair or Blairwitch or the BlairtheBitch using Crystal rock of quartz that is help her to get everything she wanted in life experience it the same way she was experiencing it spiritually with no delay. Boosted up 3 elements to make it someone who will be reaching her hand for you for the rest of her lives.
Being Blair Crystalized meta it’s the same person with different looks.
Working as blair or crystalized meta it’s still one person. Just ask her beautiful halo
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crystalized meta

She is a self titled based entertainer known by Blair or Blairwitch or the BlairtheBitch using Crystal rock of quartz that is help her to get everything she wanted in life experience it the same way she was experiencing it spiritually with no delay. Boosted up 3 elements to make it someone who will be reaching her hand for you for the rest of her lives.
Being Blair Crystalized meta it’s the same person with different looks.
by Blair and halo December 27, 2024
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Crystal's Luke

Luke is a guy, usually a red head who is obsessed with one girl and one girl only. (Crystal) So basically, a simp. He overuses the word cool but really loves whoever he likes. (Crystal) He trusts whoever he likes, (Crystal,) and has nothing to hide. Also, he goes to girl he likes best friend (Ava) and tells her on a daily how cool Crystal is cause he's a simp. Also, all Ava is used for is to express his love for her. (Crystal.) Also he apparently is very excited to get his license.
Yo Ava, who is he?

Oh Crystal's Luke, he's this guy who is a simp for Crystal and thinks she's VERY cool.
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Crystal Brain

A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.
John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
by LoogieSolos April 03, 2022
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