Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.

Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!

by maxwellkona4 February 26, 2021

Crystal

An antiquated slang term meaning cat, used in an endearing way to signify importance. Popular in the 70s-90s urban USA.

Would you 'care for my crystals for me? I'll be out of town for a few days. Don't worry about the food, just check in on them once in a while.

by Optiso March 9, 2021

crystal balls

Balls of a man perfectly shaved.

"I shaved my balls yesterday, they are like crystal balls"

by mister spok March 10, 2021

crystal and sh troll productions

the best troll channel ever for roblox featuring siblings coolcreativecrystal and sam876411

omgg did you see crystal and sh troll productions new video?!?!

by thatgirlcrystal March 16, 2021

Piss crystals

A synonym for meth because meth can be yellow and look like as if urine was a crystal

Used like - Thats some good piss crystals man.

by Big schlong No March 28, 2021

Crystal of Life

-Noun-
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper.
The Crystal of Life is green and can be used to manipulate souls. Taking souls or giving souls, this is used to bring to life or kill. It was stolen from the Spirit Realm by the Realm Thief. He then brought it to the physical realm.

I will bring you back to life with the Crystal of Life

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

Crystal

A girl who is like that

Damn She is Crystal

by Lmfndkd April 29, 2021