Crocs are the best shoe ever invented. Crocs were originally designed to be the perfect boating shoe but turned out to be so much more than that. Crocs come in an extremely wide range of colors and styles. You can also spice your crocs up with jibbitz like Peppa Pig or Spidey. These lil beauties can do anything. Wear em to the pool or beach, wear em to the store, wear em to prom, wear em wherever you fricken want baby. You can even run in those bad boys, just be sure to put the strap back to ensure that they are in sports mode. Get yourself a pair of crocs. I'm telling you they will change your life and your soul.
by shaquille oatmeal April 12, 2019
Get the crocs mug.(n) When a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses a spoon to consume the contents of the woman's vagina.
Vincent: "Your mom makes the best crockpot special ever!"
Jamie: "What's a crockpot special?"
Vincent: "It's when a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses a spoon to consume the contents of the woman's vagina."
Jamie: "Oh. Vincent please don't do that with my mom again."
Jamie: "What's a crockpot special?"
Vincent: "It's when a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses a spoon to consume the contents of the woman's vagina."
Jamie: "Oh. Vincent please don't do that with my mom again."
by jamarcotton February 23, 2009
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A gay myspace celebrity. Who happends to be a cross dresser, and makes tons of videos for youtube and myspace on how he feels about certain topics.
In other words: He's real.
In other words: He's real.
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Person 1: “Hey man, what’s your favorite position when having sex?”
Person 2: “Eh, I don’t really like sex per se. I prefer to just do a Crock Pot”
Person 2: “Eh, I don’t really like sex per se. I prefer to just do a Crock Pot”
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another word for the phrase: crack smoker
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